have you ever been in bed with someone and they say something really ridiculous about your anatomy and you’re like that’s not even how that works

and then you feel bad for anyone who has ever slept with them before including yourself because damn

@18 hours ago with 1 note
#tbt to last summer lol #no one deserves anything that bad #omg 
@1 day ago with 170 notes

my life is so fucked up right now

@2 days ago
#this isn't even funny anymore 

i’m so drunk that i’m telling my friends things they never wanted to know and laughing my ass off at the entire country of finland

@3 days ago with 3 notes
#this is an okay night 

my goal is to wake up tomorrow and feel exactly the same.
i want to turn left out of here and never make another right to come back. and if i do, please let it change nothing.

the last thing i need right now is to take another step back.

@4 days ago
#i'm drunk don't listen #my life is a fucking MESS 
because twitter doesn’t appreciate my weak hair game today

because twitter doesn’t appreciate my weak hair game today

@21 hours ago with 7 notes
#nice hickey!!!!!!! #kidding it's a burn #i'm having a great makeup day too that's the sad part #this photo conveys NOTHING 

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@2 days ago with 26688 notes

i feel like i have a lot of repressed anger toward this country that surfaces when i drink hahahaha

@3 days ago
#what even #i mean it's not like i'm lying 

@4 days ago with 761 notes

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@4 days ago with 961 notes
#yooooo #kills me #best